StealthBeast's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

Best. Preloader. Ever.

This is definatly one of the better madness dedications out there in the portal. It's just so hard to duplicate krinkles' style to a respectable level, but I think some of you guys are really good.

I enjoyed this.

negativly, some of them weren't so great. Some very incomplete, some completly missing sound, some buggy.

LittleLuckyLink responds:

Best review we have gotten. Yeah, some people didn't really finish there parts as to expectation, I am glad you left a review and you enjoyed!

[Time in a Bottle]

Excellent

Well finished. Quite lengthy. Holds the attention of the audience decently.

I would suggest finishing it with a custom play button, and more finished replay screen.

Also, if it doesn't have porn in it, I give it a zero. Sorry.

No I'm just kidding XD. WOOT!!! ALL MY 5 R BELONG TO THIS!

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

Fuck you Jesse.

XD nah man. Naaah. Thanks for the generic review.

-GKG

[[Chaos Theory]]

Great. Could have been better.

Rather short, plotless, and it felt like it needed a plot.

Nothing but headshots. lol a bit ackward.

[Save Kitty Toast]

This score is attrocious

Stream music, Tween, tween, text, text, text, submit.

3.40

[Xombie Chapter 10]

My god...

First off, u dont start off at a fight scene, at least not like that, it's unhealthy for the series. Secondly, though the actual illustration of the characters was fine, the graphics were undeniably cheesy at many parts, cheesy at many parts that it didn't need to be. What took the fort so long to open the door to Zoe? Then when they took so long, when they finally did open them, they acted like they were in a big rush suddenly? The repetitive "Why are we here... why do we exist..." speeches are getting old since they never get deeper than "everything happens for a reason". What is this "power" shit they were talking about? The series never even IMPLIED something like that. You keep throwing in new questions, and thoughts, without answering the old ones. Like that aquatic scene, which was never thoroughly elaborated on.

Watching this series, I see that it's not ONLY this episode. It's ALL been going downhill.

[.Pollution.]

beh

This flas was supposed to be a protagonist vs antagonist on unbeatable odds... however, it was the BAD type of lack of realism. It's not as "unbelievable" as it is "fake".

It also went unusually slow at certain parts.

Almost everything about it was downright fake. Everything from the dodging of bullets, to how idiotic it would be to CIRCLE someone with a melee weapon then open fire *durr friendly fire* to the stupidity of the hero to immediatly inhale after having had his gas mask removed, to the blade constantly changing between bloody and miraculously clean.

3/5

But I must say, the graphics were...

Okay nevermind, it wasn't that great overall. But as to not shit on this completly, u had some spiffy work with those camera angles at some points.

Also, I liked that rain.

Nice music choices.

And your eye candy is spectacular.

[The Art Of Animation]

TEACH ME!

I Absolutly LOVE it.

You seem to be above profficient at everything I fail at.

I gotta learn how to draw blood and explosions lol.

If u can drop a tip, hit me at [e-mail]

Otherwise Just allow me to give you my compliments. I love this kinda stuff. I kinda prefer something with at least some sort of non-chaotic situation, but I love this stuff at well!

I think you just hit my fav author list.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 6]

holy crap

finally.

But you took too long.

[Pissed Off and Armed]

Sound man

you dont have a single sound effect in the whole thing.

You seem to have a knack at having multiple things happening at the same exact time, but you seem to lack the understanding of how to apply it.

As 2 things are always happening at the same time throughout the entire animation, making it impossible for the human eye to keep track of it all and without the assistance of the sense of hearing which takes from both the effect and the ability to interprete whats going on, its impossible to have a set focal point of the flash. So I'll constantley find myself looking at the guy unjamming his gun rather than looking at the guy who just defeated a 3 on 1.

The sound is a big issue. There was no protagonist. excusable. But if you dont have a protagonist, then u are going to have trouble getting your audience to concentrate on the focal point.

I almost gave you a 1 for sound until i realised i shouldn't judge you on your lack of sounds, and rather, the sound track, which was very good.

Sound is a requirement to any movie of any type including flash animation. It can have a bigger influence than you can imagine.

[Animator vs. Animation]

incredible

revolutionary. I can see like 500 parodies of this flash just pouring into the portal. the idea is so incredibley unique theres nothing i cant like about it.