StealthBeast's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Don't Miss Her Wedding]

Not horrible.

As an artist:

The cartoon was decent. The music was decent. Execution was decent. It was front-page worthy, but only just. Not much else I can say here. There's nothing groundbreaking, or even particularly interesting here from an artist's standpoint.... Nevertheless, it was executed properly, and I cannot justify giving you a 9/10 instead of a 10/10, just know that I was really thinking about it.

As a libertarian:

I appreciate this particular animation's focus towards avoiding the idiotic "Let's ban tobacco" approach and addressing the true problem with smoking in the world: The CHOICE to smoke. Glancing over a few reviews, it appears that some begrudged smokers here have become inspired to give a shot at quitting smoking. Perhaps with this on front page, several hundred will try to quit, and if even 1 of those hundred who tried to quit succeeds and lives a better life, then I suppose this animation did its job didn't it?

As a smoker:

I'm not a cigarette smoker. I'm a casual pipe tobacco smoker. I'm not addicted to nicotine, and I smoke so incredibly infrequently it's insane. Really, I tend to smoke on occasion, NOT as a coping mechanism, so I feel compelled to mention: Not all tobacco smokers are addicted cigarette smokers. Comparing me to a common cigarette addict is a lot like comparing a fine wine taster to a common alcoholic. It's almost insulting. I do not intend on "quitting" my pipe and anyone who asks me to can go screw themselves... and so I again thank you jackbliss... for NOT doing that, and for staying focused on the TRUE problem.

jackbliss responds:

Thanks for the extremely detailed and well though out review! I'm glad even through your heavy analysis my simple work was able to score a perfect 10. It's a well earned one I suspect coming from a very very respectable mature reviewer. The art is very basic as you said but so long as it carries the heart of the message and moves people into perhaps quit smoking... wow I mean seriously... it does not get better than that for ANY artist! :)

["We're Starfox!"]

That

-was fucking brilliant.

PuffballsUnited responds:

Glad you enjoyed it!

[Lil' Hoots]

Graaand-masterr-OOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

I loved it! Very entertaining. Just goes to show you, tasteful animation can still be awesome.

jaxxy responds:

That's the best complement I've gotten on this. Thank you so much. <3

[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

Best. Preloader. Ever.

This is definatly one of the better madness dedications out there in the portal. It's just so hard to duplicate krinkles' style to a respectable level, but I think some of you guys are really good.

I enjoyed this.

negativly, some of them weren't so great. Some very incomplete, some completly missing sound, some buggy.

LittleLuckyLink responds:

Best review we have gotten. Yeah, some people didn't really finish there parts as to expectation, I am glad you left a review and you enjoyed!

[Time in a Bottle]

Excellent

Well finished. Quite lengthy. Holds the attention of the audience decently.

I would suggest finishing it with a custom play button, and more finished replay screen.

Also, if it doesn't have porn in it, I give it a zero. Sorry.

No I'm just kidding XD. WOOT!!! ALL MY 5 R BELONG TO THIS!

Gate-keeper-girl responds:

Fuck you Jesse.

XD nah man. Naaah. Thanks for the generic review.

-GKG

[Hey Newgrounds]

LAWL

TEH AWSOMNE LOL BAI

SeizureDog responds:

BAI

[Service Announcement]

Hell ya

I get u completley. U shoulda added in (if u didn't and i just didn't hear u cause u were talking so fast) that never ever leave a review unless u have at least a basic knowledge of flash and can give a tip

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Yes, i did say it, although it was in different context.

The quote went: "if you vote like an ass, get a life".

It was at the very end. I know i should've said "review" as well as "vote", but yeah... I guess the message is the same.

Thanks for the feedback! I'll be clearer next time!

[is this fair?]

oh dear god

problem with your theory is that most of those pictures especially the worse ones were dead.

at the very end though when i saw all those dog skinned that was insane and i had to X out

cloudofpain responds:

80% of those pictures were live animals.

[Texas Chainsaw Massacre]

wow

its poorly drawn, not the best audio. running was too quick. sprites were retarded, but it scared the shit out of me somehow, and thats why i gave u a 5

Fuck-You responds:

thats what I was aiming for! Thanks

[A battle of cousins]

CRAP!

you know! i was making an animation using that song, if this animation hits it off well when i submit my animation everyones gonna think i stole it. f*ck

SprinklerhedStudios responds:

hehehe! sorry. I didn't know, obviously. hey! 0 for sound? well im glad you left me a review telling me nothing about the movie!