StealthBeast's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Ionizing]

Spectacular!

I loved this!

I honestly believe you should work on an all-original piece.

[Don't Miss Her Wedding]

Not horrible.

As an artist:

The cartoon was decent. The music was decent. Execution was decent. It was front-page worthy, but only just. Not much else I can say here. There's nothing groundbreaking, or even particularly interesting here from an artist's standpoint.... Nevertheless, it was executed properly, and I cannot justify giving you a 9/10 instead of a 10/10, just know that I was really thinking about it.

As a libertarian:

I appreciate this particular animation's focus towards avoiding the idiotic "Let's ban tobacco" approach and addressing the true problem with smoking in the world: The CHOICE to smoke. Glancing over a few reviews, it appears that some begrudged smokers here have become inspired to give a shot at quitting smoking. Perhaps with this on front page, several hundred will try to quit, and if even 1 of those hundred who tried to quit succeeds and lives a better life, then I suppose this animation did its job didn't it?

As a smoker:

I'm not a cigarette smoker. I'm a casual pipe tobacco smoker. I'm not addicted to nicotine, and I smoke so incredibly infrequently it's insane. Really, I tend to smoke on occasion, NOT as a coping mechanism, so I feel compelled to mention: Not all tobacco smokers are addicted cigarette smokers. Comparing me to a common cigarette addict is a lot like comparing a fine wine taster to a common alcoholic. It's almost insulting. I do not intend on "quitting" my pipe and anyone who asks me to can go screw themselves... and so I again thank you jackbliss... for NOT doing that, and for staying focused on the TRUE problem.

jackbliss responds:

Thanks for the extremely detailed and well though out review! I'm glad even through your heavy analysis my simple work was able to score a perfect 10. It's a well earned one I suspect coming from a very very respectable mature reviewer. The art is very basic as you said but so long as it carries the heart of the message and moves people into perhaps quit smoking... wow I mean seriously... it does not get better than that for ANY artist! :)

[Madness Inflammation]

Great!

Quite a mix of talents here. Some of these were OUTSTANDING! Others were simply bad.

In this end it was enjoyable.

(btw, You spelled inflammation wrong)

[Pigeon!]

That homeless man's a HUSTLER.

Full sprint running on screen, full sprint running off of it.

["We're Starfox!"]

That

-was fucking brilliant.

PuffballsUnited responds:

Glad you enjoyed it!

["Let's play"]

"Let's play!"

You clearly must be the offspring of Edmund McMillen and Adam Phillips.

Short, entertaining, with a recognizable art. A bit of stupid silliness, but I kind of like my flashes like that =P

[Madness Combat 6.5]

YES!

NEVER stop making these bro! If you're dying of cancer in a hospital, get a laptop, install flash on it, and then keep making these, because I don't know WHAT I'm going to do if you ever stop making these!

These never get old to me, and your attention to detail is superb.

[Pen Sexucation]

Ahahaha!

That was brilliant!

[Chained Apart]

Well

That was just about the most intense thing ever lol

[Lets All Kill Eachother]

Long live these types of animations!

This is just good fun carnage! I hope these never stop getting made.

Complaints? Well, I think there's a little too much going on at one time. It doesn't allow the viewer to enjoy each death with 2 things happening at the same time always. I think sound could have helped a lot in this regard, drawing the viewers eyes to the biggest sounds.

Also, I think it would have been nice if it worked at a slightly higher framerate.

But that me being critical as possible. I love it.